Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I love her dress and the blue shoes peeping out.
Holy hair! Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Monday, May 5, 2008
These two couples get a section of their own
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I love her dress and the blue shoes peeping out.Holy hair! Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
The Met! Superheroes arrive!
Photos are rolling in of the first arrivals to the Met's Costume Institute gala and the theme of the night is superheroes! Holy crap I didn't know Anna Wintour would take it so literally! She looks like she just arrived from space.
My apologies for the watermarks but apparently my subscription to these photo feeds does not include these photos. Arg.
Enjoy!
Anna Wintour...from planet Xenu! It looks like she is wearing clams on her hands. I sense a bit of Princess Leia in her...only the buns are on her thighs.
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady...looking very sexy and rich.
Bee Schaffer...is purple.
Claire Danes...is kind of boring.
Emily Mortimer...is in Greece?
George Clooney and Sarah Larson...look like they want to get back on that motorcycle and jet to Vegas.
Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger...WTF, are they dating?
Kate Mara...is a yellow bird of some sort.
Jennifer Lopez....looks tired like she was up all night breastfeeding her...oh wait, the nanny does that.
Michelle Trachtenberg...is riding the Gossip Girl wave.
Naomi Watts...is Superwoman!
Mischa Barton...sweet Jesus I don't know what I'm looking at.
Julia Roberts and Giorgio Armani...."Crap I thought this was the Oscars....just keep smiling Julia, that's it...."
Liv Tyler...looks elfin...yeah, I don't have anything better than a Lord of the Rings reference.
Camilla Belle...no one knows who she is except Anna Wintour.
Wendi Dang...Blogger needs smiley faces because I need to put a "WTF was she thinking?" smiling face here. Rupert Murdoch married a wench from the 1700s.
Thandie Newton...is that a cape?
Karolina Kurkova...is slithery.
Jessica Stam...I liked last year's dress way better.
Christina Ricci...cut a star from red cardboard and glued it on the back of this pink monstrosity. She thought: "Superheoroes! Yay! Fun! Stars!"
My apologies for the watermarks but apparently my subscription to these photo feeds does not include these photos. Arg.
Enjoy!
Anna Wintour...from planet Xenu! It looks like she is wearing clams on her hands. I sense a bit of Princess Leia in her...only the buns are on her thighs.
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady...looking very sexy and rich.
Bee Schaffer...is purple.
Claire Danes...is kind of boring.
Emily Mortimer...is in Greece?
George Clooney and Sarah Larson...look like they want to get back on that motorcycle and jet to Vegas.
Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger...WTF, are they dating?
Kate Mara...is a yellow bird of some sort.
Jennifer Lopez....looks tired like she was up all night breastfeeding her...oh wait, the nanny does that.
Michelle Trachtenberg...is riding the Gossip Girl wave.
Naomi Watts...is Superwoman!
Mischa Barton...sweet Jesus I don't know what I'm looking at.
Julia Roberts and Giorgio Armani...."Crap I thought this was the Oscars....just keep smiling Julia, that's it...."
Liv Tyler...looks elfin...yeah, I don't have anything better than a Lord of the Rings reference.
Camilla Belle...no one knows who she is except Anna Wintour.
Wendi Dang...Blogger needs smiley faces because I need to put a "WTF was she thinking?" smiling face here. Rupert Murdoch married a wench from the 1700s.
Thandie Newton...is that a cape?
Karolina Kurkova...is slithery.
Jessica Stam...I liked last year's dress way better.
Christina Ricci...cut a star from red cardboard and glued it on the back of this pink monstrosity. She thought: "Superheoroes! Yay! Fun! Stars!"
The best party in the world is happening right now
No, nor your The Hills party with your girlfriends, I'm talking about the Met's Costume Institute gala, where everyone in the fashion biz, and the celebrities who wear them, will congregate tonight to celebrate fashion and superheroes.
Ok on to who is wearing what: Anna Winour will be wearing a custom-made black and white embroidered Chanel haute-couture gown made especially for her by Karl Lagerfeld, Kate Bosworth and Audrey Tautou will also be wearing the brand (especially since Tatou has replaced Nicole Kidman as the face of Chanel No. 5), Eva Longoria and Dita Von Teese are wearing Marchesa, Gossip Girl's Chase Crawford, Blake Lively and Ed Westwick will be there (Crawford will be wearing Calvin Klein). Lily Donaldson will be accompanied by Christopher Bailey (so I guess that means that Aggy won't give an impromptu singing performance), Gisele and Tom Brady will give us some serious aye candy as will Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou.
I cannot wait until the photos start rolling in!
(Photo of Jessica Stam: Getty Images)
Meet the band: Trannylicious
It's like they took the leftovers from the Pussycat Dolls' closet, cut them up and pasted them together in pieces they thought were cool. You know like kindergartners do with paper dolls during arts and crafts. The girl second from left looks as if her cat vomited on her head. Very trannyriffic. (Photo: WireImage)
Elle June 2008
Wow. That is way too much text for my brain to handle. And I thought giganticous hoop earrings went out five years ago? Yawn.
This is how I interpret the headlines:
1. 5 MILLION DRESSES AND SANDALS THAT ARE WAY OVERPRICED!!!!
2. RIHANNA IS ON OUR COVER EVEN THOUGH SHE HASN'T HAD A HIT SINCE 'UMBRELLA!'
3. YOUR BODY: HOW TO GET THAT FAT ASS INTO SHAPE BY GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY. IT'S OK, MOMMY AND DADDY WILL PAY FOR IT!!!
4. MEN WHO CHEAT- IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AND TIPS ON HOW TO MAKE IT WORK. HINT: TRY THREESOMES!!!
5. BEAUTY, GREAT GAMS, FLAT TUMMIES- UNREALISTIC BODY PARTS YOU WILL NEVER HAVE BUT IF YOU BUY THIS MAGAZINE WE WILL FEED THOSE UNHEALTHY DREAMS!!!
Aggy sings!
She looks so adorable but is that really her singing? I sense some fiddling around with the computerized vocals.
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